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10 IS THIS A JOKE

----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(233) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

英语笑话：Did you hear about ...?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words blind, deaf, saw, heard an

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：2 More Short Jokes: Homework & On the Bus

A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. What's the matter? Are you sick? No, I'm okay. It'

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：The Trains Are Always Late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

Modern English 洋话连篇（一百零三）

You have matches？ 最近我有一次机会登上一艘豪华游轮观光。一次,我在酒吧台拿了两杯鸡尾酒回房间享受，途中遇到一位女士，她看看我后笑着说：“You h

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 Modern English 洋话连篇

Daily English-2016年10月20日

Bad habits will hinder your way towards fame,profits and enjoyment. 恶习会阻碍你获得名利和乐趣。 图片1

发表于:2018-12-20 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 Daily English-2016.10

英语笑话：God's joke 上帝的玩笑

God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Ghost Riddles

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert? A: I scream. (Ice cream) Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters? A: At the ghost office. (Post office) Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards. (Post cards) Q: What amusement park ride do

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语小达人 161 An Old Joke

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

英语歌曲:爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Jo

爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(258) / 评论(0) 分类 好听的英文歌曲

美国乡村音乐:I started a joke

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

英文歌曲：爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes and

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 金属

美语听力 English Cafe 27

Topics: Illinois, checks and bills, periods and full stops, April Fools Day, just vs. only, to make up ones mind, in the eye of the beholder, behind vs. beyond, MIA, for vs. on my part, pronouncing sheep/ship, feet/fit Words: clip Lake Michigan Windy

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 美语听力 English Cafe

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a joke-bee gees

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(164) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

How to Tell a Joke

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(137) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

英文乡村歌曲：I started a joke

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

英语听力文摘 English Digest 423、幽默不老

Do Old Folks Still Appreciate Humor? 老人们仍能欣赏幽默吗？ Maybe when people get older, sense of a humor is the first thing to go. Actually, research suggests that old folks, if theyre healthy, can still appreciate humor as much as a youn

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力文摘 English Digest

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song：I Started A Joke Artist：张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(156) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

听播客学英语 286 灯泡

A few years ago there were lots of lightbulb jokes in English. You probably had them in your language too. Here is an example. How many policemen/civil servants/school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five one to stand on a table holding

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 听播客学英语
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